Two Point Hospital
Total players
1205Total gametime
568d 16h 1m 22sDescription
BUILD, CURE and IMPROVE! Design stunning hospitals, decorate them as you like, cure very unusual illnesses and manage troublesome staff as you spread your budding healthcare organisation across Two Point County.
Design and build your own hospital
Build up a hospital from nothing to a masterpiece as you design the most beautiful – or functional – healthcare operation in the whole of Two Point County.
Cure unusual illnesses
Don’t expect Two Point County to be populated with your usual types of patients. In this world, you’ll experience Two Point's trademark quirky illnesses; from Light-headedness to Cubism – each requiring their very own special type of treatment machine.
The County's the limit
Your first hospital is where it begins, but what next?
Once you’ve cured the residents of a small harbour village, can you take on a bigger challenge in a busier hospital?
Improve your facilities, upgrade machines, staff and layouts to make more money, more quickly.
Design and build your own hospital
Build up a hospital from nothing to a masterpiece as you design the most beautiful – or functional – healthcare operation in the whole of Two Point County.
Cure unusual illnesses
Don’t expect Two Point County to be populated with your usual types of patients. In this world, you’ll experience Two Point's trademark quirky illnesses; from Light-headedness to Cubism – each requiring their very own special type of treatment machine.
The County's the limit
Your first hospital is where it begins, but what next?
Once you’ve cured the residents of a small harbour village, can you take on a bigger challenge in a busier hospital?
Improve your facilities, upgrade machines, staff and layouts to make more money, more quickly.
Online
| Name | In game |
|---|---|
| Irina008 | 32m 49s |
Achievements
| Name | % | |
|---|---|---|
 | Always Be Curing Run 50 Marketing Campaigns | 3.26% |
 | Animation & Sanitation Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24 | 0.11% |
 | Arts & Plaster Casts Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock | 1.16% |
 | Bells & Whistles Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades | 22.37% |
 | Besterizer Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme | 1.16% |
 | Busman's Holiday Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island | 1.37% |
 | Character Development Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios | 0.32% |
 | County-Wide Earn 15 Gold Stars | 13.13% |
 | Curing Spree Get a Curing Spree on Topless Mountain | 1.05% |
 | Cut Above Train a World-Class Surgeon | 0.84% |
 | Days of Suture Past Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time | 1.68% |
 | De-Light Saving Time Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme | 1.58% |
 | De-Lux Suite Have a Level 5 De-lux Clinic at the Underlook Hotel | 0.32% |
| De-Lux Suite Have a Level 5 De-lux Clinic at the Underlook Hotel | 0.00% |
 | Double Digits Have a Level 10 Hospital | 45.59% |
 | Double Double Have a Level 20 Hospital | 9.98% |
 | Dr Know Train a World-Class Researcher | 2.00% |
 | Environmentally Friendliest Receive the highest possible Eco Rating | 1.68% |
 | First Catch Your Plant Cure a patient in the Herb Garden | 2.84% |
 | Furry Good Review Knock the socks off of Bartholomew F. Yeti | 2.94% |
 | Generating Business Injure someone with an exploding machine | 9.24% |
 | Give a Man a Hospital... Cure 1 Patient | 99.58% |
 | Good VIBErations Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy | 0.42% |
 | Greener Grass Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock | 0.21% |
 | High Altitude Health Service Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains | 2.73% |
 | High Brow Shoot 10 Monobeasts in a row without missing | 0.00% |
 | I'd Like To Thank My Mother Win every award in a single hospital | 2.73% |
 | I. See. You. Capture 100 Ghosts | 13.66% |
 | Icebreaker Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal" | 4.20% |
 | Intensive Car Unit Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery | 1.16% |
 | Inter-Countinental Earn 30 Gold Stars | 3.89% |
 | It's a Wind-up Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile. | 0.00% |
 | JUMBO Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value | 5.88% |
 | Jung at Heart Train a World-Class Psychiatrist | 1.89% |
 | Kissed by a Nurse Cure a patient with Frogborne | 2.31% |
 | Life, the Universe and Everything Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain | 0.11% |
 | Low Brow Shoot 1 Monobeast | 24.05% |
 | Now Even Cheesier Complete the "Cheesier Gubbins" Research Project in Swelbard | 2.00% |
 | Peer-Reviewed Complete a Multiplayer Challenge | 11.76% |
 | Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T Earn 45 Gold Stars | 1.58% |
 | Rose Amongst The Pigeons Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators | 0.74% |
 | Serial Collaborator Complete 50 Research Nodes | 0.11% |
 | Sick-in-the-Mud Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival | 0.32% |
 | Stealthily Healthily Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters | 0.84% |
 | Strength in Numbers Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning" | 0.00% |
 | Swiss Cheese Hospital Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year | 9.03% |
 | Symbiosis Unlock every plot in Overgrowth | 0.21% |
 | Teach a Man to Hospital... Cure 1000 Patients | 21.64% |
 | The (Fifth) New Gold Standard Earn 90 Gold Stars | 0.21% |
 | The (Fourth) New Gold Standard Earn 81 Gold Stars | 0.21% |
 | The (Second) New Gold Standard Earn 63 Gold Stars | 0.53% |
 | The (Seventh) New Gold Standard Earn 108 Gold Stars | 0.00% |
 | The (Sixth) New Gold Standard Earn 99 Gold Stars | 0.21% |
 | The (Third) New Gold Standard Earn 72 Gold Stars | 0.32% |
 | The New Gold Standard Earn 54 Gold Stars | 0.74% |
 | Two Point Bounty Earn 10,000 Kudosh | 7.77% |
 | Vote Windsock Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid | 0.84% |
 | Well-Informed Complete 50 Research Projects | 3.99% |
 | World 1 Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering | 0.74% |
 | World 2 Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington | 0.42% |
 | You Got All The Best Lines Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months | 0.63% |