Graveyard Keeper

Total players

9

Total gametime

7d 12h 12m 21s
Description

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About the Game

Graveyard Keeper is the most inaccurate medieval cemetery management sim of all time. Build and manage your own graveyard, and expand into other ventures, while finding shortcuts to cut costs. Use all the resources you can find. After all, this is a game about the spirit of capitalism, and doing whatever it takes to build a thriving business. And it’s also a love story.



  • Face ethical dilemmas. Do you really want to spend money on that proper burger meat for the witch-burning festival, when you have so many resources lying around?
  • Gather valuable materials and craft new items. Expand your Graveyard into a thriving business. Help yourself -- gather the valuable resources scattered across the surrounding areas, and explore what this land has to offer.
  • Quests and corpses. These dead bodies don't need all those organs, do they? Why not grind them up and sell them to the local butcher? Or you can go on proper quests, you roleplayer.
  • Explore mysterious dungeons. No medieval game would be complete without those! Take a trip into the unknown, and find discover new alchemy ingredients -- which may or may not poison a whole bunch of nearby villagers.
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Achievements
 Name%
A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
50.00%
Hidden achievement12.50%
Hidden achievement37.50%
A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
37.50%
Hidden achievement12.50%
A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
50.00%
A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
50.00%
A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
50.00%
Hidden achievement37.50%
A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
50.00%
Hidden achievement12.50%
Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
50.00%
Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
37.50%
An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
50.00%
Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
50.00%
Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
12.50%
Hidden achievement25.00%
Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
12.50%
Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
12.50%
Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
12.50%
Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
12.50%
Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
0.00%
Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
37.50%
Hidden achievement12.50%
Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
50.00%
Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
50.00%
Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
0.00%
Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
25.00%
Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
75.00%
Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
12.50%
Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
25.00%
Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
37.50%
Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
12.50%
Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
12.50%
Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
50.00%
Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
50.00%
Hidden achievement12.50%
Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
25.00%
Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
62.50%
Hidden achievement12.50%
First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
37.50%
First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
100.00%
Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
12.50%
Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
50.00%
Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
12.50%
Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
50.00%
Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
37.50%
Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
50.00%
Hidden achievement0.00%
Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
0.00%
Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
12.50%
His house

Upgraded the church.
50.00%
His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
37.50%
Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
75.00%
Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
12.50%
Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
37.50%
Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
37.50%
Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
37.50%
Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
50.00%
Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
50.00%
Hidden achievement37.50%
Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
50.00%
Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
50.00%
Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
12.50%
Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
37.50%
Hidden achievement25.00%
Hidden achievement37.50%
MacPlayer

There can be only one.
25.00%
Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
37.50%
Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
12.50%
Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
37.50%
More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
12.50%
More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
12.50%
More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
37.50%
More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
37.50%
Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
25.00%
Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
50.00%
Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
50.00%
Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
37.50%
Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
25.00%
Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
87.50%
Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
62.50%
On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
37.50%
One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
25.00%
Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
37.50%
Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
12.50%
Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
37.50%
Hidden achievement37.50%
Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
25.00%
Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
37.50%
Hidden achievement37.50%
Hidden achievement12.50%
Hidden achievement12.50%
Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
50.00%
Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
25.00%
Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
25.00%
Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
75.00%
Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
12.50%
Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
37.50%
Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
37.50%
Hidden achievement25.00%
Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
37.50%
Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
50.00%
Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
12.50%
Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
50.00%
Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
75.00%
Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
50.00%
Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
12.50%
Hidden achievement12.50%
The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
50.00%
The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
37.50%
The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
37.50%
The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
12.50%
The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
0.00%
The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
12.50%
To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
50.00%
Hidden achievement37.50%
Hidden achievement50.00%
Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
50.00%
Hidden achievement37.50%
Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
50.00%
Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
37.50%
Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
25.00%
Hidden achievement37.50%
Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
37.50%